Crew Lounge
Oompa Loompa Song
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect story for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
|
Some fancy little planes and Whatare you at spending money
like Perhaps it
keepsyour stock prices flat? |
I don't like the look of
it....
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
NEW UNIFORMS
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
Shirt changing's fine when
it's once in a You keep Brookhurst busy by
changing the style But it's annoying,
expensive, and wrong
|
Changing and
changing all year long
Now is not the time for that...
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
Given common sense, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
STOCK PRICE
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
|
Who do you blame when the
stock falls down flat? It closed at 15, well how
about that? Blaming these times is a lie
and a shame
You know exactly who's
to |
The C.E.O and B.O.D.'s...
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not fooled, then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
FURLOUGHS
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a final puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-da-dee
If you are wise, you'll listen to me
|
these? Inside this airline's soul are the employees
Why don't you try not forgetting
that fact? Perhaps we'll then be back
on track |
You'll get more...you'll get
more...you'll get more
respect from us...
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you're not foolish, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do
Christopher Lee
with a little help from the Oompa Loompas!
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