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Song Parodies
Warning: Some of these Song Parodies can be a little hard-hitting. Oftentimes, Christopher thought of going back and changing the lyrics around to perhaps lighten the tone or be a little more politically correct. But in the end, no dice. Any content added to this website will always express whatever he happens to feel at the time; good, bad, or otherwise. Therefore, enjoy at your own risk and apologies if any offense is taken.
Contents
- Some Aircraft for BizJet
- What a weird time that was. Remember that silly Avolar or Avatar or whatever it was? It all morphed into TED anyway...
- A Day In Her Life
- I heard the news today oh boy, about a friend of mine who just retired...
- Ding Dong
- U.S. Airways merge? Goodbye, that foolish deal is dead.
- FLTLINE
- Summer 2000. A multimillion dollar Fortune 500 Company. 100,000 employees, 140 destinations, 26 countries. And one F/A phone system...FLTLINE!
- Hotel Flight Attendant
- “And I hear some cockroaches calling from far
away…
Woke me up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...” - I Love to Fly
- “I was a wide-eyed, new-hire attendant,
A lifetime career this was never meant.
Straight from the training center I was sent,
But oh, 'I love to fly!'” - Losing My Composure
- LONDON, England -- R.E.M. guitarist Peter Buck has been cleared by a jury in a British court of drunken behavior charges during a transatlantic flight.
- One of Us
- “If Glenn had our job, how would he be and would you work a cart with him?
If you were faced with him and all his stock options,
What would you ask if you had just one question?” - Oompa Loompa Song
- “Shirt changing's fine when it's once in a while. You keep Brookhurst busy by changing the style.”
- The Raven - Part II
- “As I was ready to walk out the door;---
I got a smirk, a DNF, and nothing more.” - TSA Theme Song
- "It's embarrassing each time I hear
Detectors beep on my brassiere
It's under-wire so watch your hands, you punk..." - The Airline Horror Picture Show
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Songs
- I Love to Fly
- FLTLINE
- Hotel Flight Attendant
- One of Us
- Airline Horror Picture Show
- Some Aircraft for BizJet
- A Day In Her Life
- Ding! Dong! The Deal is Dead!
- Losing My Composure
- Oompa Loompa Song
- The Raven-Part II
- TSA Theme Song
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