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Ding! Dong!  The Deal is Dead!

Imagine, if you will, a group of relieved flight attendants and passengers marching down to their gate, slinging their travel bags over their shoulders...

 
 

Ding Dong!  The Deal is dead.

Which old Deal?  The Merger Deal!

Ding Dong!  The Merger Deal is dead!

Goodbye -- to US Air,

Will they sue?  I don't care.

Goodbye, that foolish deal is dead.

It's gone where the bad deal's go,

Below -- below -- below.  Yo-ho!

Let's speak up and single some leaders out...

Please tell our C.E.O.

Stock was high, now it's low.

Let him know that Wicked Deal is dead!

 

Thanks to Lesley Young, HNLSW for putting this song idea in my head.

Also, thanks to the Munchkins of OZ.

And of course, the U.S. Justice Department

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