Losing My Composure

Ohhh…flights.
Are boring…so boring for me…
That, I can not stand.
The lengths that I will go to
To keep myself amused.
Oh no! I’ve drank too much!
I screwed things up.

That’s me in the aisle...
That’s me on the queen cart...
Losing all my yogurt.
Trying to leave the aircraft
And I don’t know if I can do it
On yeah, we’re up in the sky
I really hate to fly
I thought that I punched the flight crew...
I thought that I tore the card...
I think I thought I opened the door.

Every airplane
Of every stinking airline is
Always out to get me.
Trying to take my sleeping pills
Like drunk dumb and foolish rock star.
Oh no, I’ve said too much!
Here comes the Judge.

Consider this…
Consider this…
The drinks that they gave to me
Consider this…
The Scotch…
That brought me to my knees—blame them!
What of all these airline seats? Cramped.
They’re sure to blame...
Now that’s all too much.
I thought that I punched the flight crew...
I thought that I tore the card...
I think I thought I opened the door.

But that was just a fight...
That was just a flight...

That’s me in the aisle
That’s me on the queen cart
Losing my composure
Trying to leave the plane
And I don’t know if I can do it
On yeah, we’re up in the sky
I really hate to fly
So what if I punched the flight crew?
So what if I tore the card?
I think they thought I’d pay a Fine.

It was just a fight…flight…fight…flight…fight
That was just a flight

Just a flight…
Just a flight…

Christopher Lee
with a little help from R.E.M!

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