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For the next several months, I'm going to be busy changing diapers and teaching my daughter to say 'Da Da'. I'm not going to have as much time as I used to to answer email for figure out why you cannot connect to Unimatic.

I'm sorry. I'm just a bad person.

Email Processing Chart (July-August 2008)

Action Probability
I'll read carefully and think about your email.
100%
I'll answer Unimatic questions. (go here instead)
2.5%
I'll help locate lost passwords.
88.1%
I'll telephone you and provide private lessons on how to use a computer to access Unimatic.
0%
I'll give you free advertising.
0.14%
I'll send money to Nigeria.
-77%
All other issues.
51.7%
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